life with a stoner
- Mum: you're so stoned all the time! Do you even remember not to pee in your pants?
- Brother: no, sometimes I pee my pants
~ Tie Dye Heart ~
I'm Scarlett. ~ 18, Australian~ Discovering myself little by little. I truly believe that if we stopped taking ourselves so seriously and remedied life's obstacles with Laughter that the world would be a better place. FOLLOW YOUR HEART
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
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in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
In another episode, I’m pretty sure that the older brother gets impregnated by a tree-girl and births the tiny dryad from his mouth.
our land’s abound in nature’s gifts
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Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
(Source: forever-classyx, via thefergiesofficial)
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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